Where do squirrels sleep?

I have squirrels in the trees near my office, and they are such a joy to see.

Its raining now, I wonder where they rest, on a rainy day such as this?

Child-sex tourism

Read this post off a link from Ondine's. I can feel the author's feelings on this issue, and I feel she has reached out and touched my mind.(This doesnt mean I'm one of the pervs she mentioned).

Sad, cos of the plight of the children and their families.
Angry, cos of the demented-ness of men.
Helpless, can I do something to make a difference?
Thankful, for the children living in Singapore.
Exasperated, that there are families out there who are so poor to have to resort to sell their daughters.
Hopeful, that things will turn around for them.

I'm left wondering, that the children around us, or even the adults, do they know how fortunate they are?

Rationalization

I have been going through the past entries of Tetanus, and I recalled something I heard over CSI last night..

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Rationalization is very important for human beings, sometimes even more than sex.
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True..

Hint hint

Things I'd like to have

1) World of Warcraft
2) PSP
3) Brother DCP7010 printer/scanner/copier

So many things to buy.. ahhaha

Realised I have a lot to say today, and also today is Fri the 13th. Maybe 13th is my kinda day :D.

Reflections

First, some update about the previous 'test'. Ok, maybe some background first.

My post yesterday wrote about this 'test' which sees if you are normal(98%) of the population. It gives you a series of maths equations which answers are 6, and asks you to repeat the number 6 for 15 secs, then think of a vegetable. Anyway, the answer goes, that if you think of a carrot, you are normal. Else, not normal. Some responses I get:

- Thats because 6 looks like a carrot, so thats why people will think of carrot. If you substitue 6 in the test to the chinese character six, then people wont think of carrot

- I thought of cabbage.(?!)

- I thought of potato(?!)

- I thought of brinjal(!!) ( I learnt that this guy likes to eat brinjal)

- I thought of tomato(Wrong! Tomato is a fruit)

*palmface*

So conclusion is:

Stoopid test.

On a different note altogether, I realised my new phone can take photos liaoz, why am I not posting any pictures in my blog(one of the reasons why I wanted to get a camera phone), I realised, I do most of blogging in the office, where I cant transfer the files over. I can do so at home, but I do everything else except blog at home. So there, shall work harder boy.

Miss Du Si Niang

Rats, I realised I always have a mental block whenever I wanna think of a title. So, more often than not, my title quite lame la. Bear with me..

Ok, watched a movie on Channel 62 last night,(name of movie == title of blog. Quite lame right?) Anyway, the story goes like this:

Chiobu is a courtesan who falls in love with Chiokang, Chiobu manages to redeeem herself(no help from chiokang). Chiokang brings chiobu home to parents, parents object. Chiokang, afraid of povertty, decides to sell Chiobu to HamSupFriend for $5000. Chiobu asks why, Chiokang says they'll live in poverty. Chiobu says she doesnt mind, ChioKang says he does. Chiobu very sad, cries, signs the papers anyway. Then Chiobu reveals to ChioKang that she's actually very rich. Then Chiobu throws herself into the river, and returns to work.

So sad la. Reinforces the fact that most men are crap(and that includes me). On hindsight, I should have renamed the guy KaChng instead of ChioKang, but anyway..

On a lighter note. Something I overheard from Glenn Ong from Class 95

- What color do you get what you choke a smurf?
(har har)

Glossary:
Chiobu - Pretty Gal(Michelle Reis)
Chiokang - Pretty Boy(Daniel Wu)
HamSumFriend - Lecherous friend(???)
KaChng - AssHole

Are you normal?

Rainy morning => nice to sleep in => my lazy ass out of bed at 830am.(me and my SO starts work at 8am)

Reached the office with sleepy eyes(read |-o), then realised my colleague was tinkering with his cube, so I went over to KPO lah. Then he accidentally scalded me with a glue gun(its kinda a heating device which melts glue). Anyway, my point is, that really woke me up(read 8-O).

Ok, i digressed, thats not the point of this post.

Surprsingly, my boss sent me something, which checks if you are normal(with 98% of the population). Unfortunately, I cant post the .doc file online. So i also dunno how to describe. Siao liaoz. Totally defeats the purpose of this entry. Hmm.. anyway any who are interested can leave me a comment, and I'll email the file over, until I can think of something..

Update: Courtesy of my SO -> http://www.andreasroom.com/Stuff/MindWired.aspx

From Class95

Overheard from radio:

Would you marry into a life of
1) Great sex(with average comforts) OR
2) comforts from material possessions(with average sex).

Choose only 1. Go figure.

Stirred from a slumber

My blog, for some reason, has been down for the longest time, because of reasons unknown to me.

But I'm just glad I can access this page again, not because I have been dying to write, but just because its back.

Unfortunately, theres a mental block at the back of my mind now so I'll write more later..